Lexicon of Dreams

theartofmtg:

Detention Sphere || Kev Walker

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

Steven Belledin
transcendent master
etched monstrosity
scornful aether-lich
ego erasure

searchlight geist
surrender

Does transcendent master have a jetpack???

cerealalters:

Finally, also my very first stained glass and Vanitas theme inspired work. Done on a reversed Sol Ring, and it was definitely a nice change from my usual work. :’)Commission, NFS

cerealalters:

Finally, also my very first stained glass and Vanitas theme inspired work. Done on a reversed Sol Ring, and it was definitely a nice change from my usual work. :’)

Commission, NFS

pixiedust-paycheck:

Okay, but… 

WHY

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IS

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NOBODY

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TALKING

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ABOUT

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THE DOGGY DAY

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AT WALT DISNEY WORLD

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BONUS CUTENESS:

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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

blasternation:

gunwildversuseverything:

pewpuupalace:

rexmccoolguy:

tehbranmuffin:

the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown:

tidalwavesstudio:

Ok now , come on….

If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.

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Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.

DO PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUIET

EVEN PLAY METAL GEAR

DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS???

IT’S A GAME ABOUT FANTASTIC MEN’S ASSES.

This is actual dialogue they wrote and recorded in multiple languages.

Sigint: Snake, what’s up? Why are you naked? I know there’s a “NAKED” option under “UNIFORM” that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don’t get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: …Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?

AND LET’S NOT FORGET

Metal Gear is perfect for so many reasons, and this is one of them.

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

theartofmtg:

Soul of Ravnica (DotP 2015 Promo) || Lucas Graciano